Football
Here are my picks for week 11 of the NFL
Denver at Atlanta:
Atlanta. I think that for as many years that Jake Plummer has been in the NFL, he hasn’t really learned much. New Orleans over Kansas City:
I pick the Saints. I like the Saints. I thought they would have a better record this year. I believe they will beat the Chiefs. Tennessee at Jacksonville:
Tennessee all the way. I don’t think they will be undefeated this year. I am not even sure they are going to make it passed the playoffs, but I am pretty sure the Jaguars will not beat them this week. Baltimore and Giants:
Giants. As unsure I am about the Titans, I am sure about the Giants. I think they can and will make it to the Superbowl, and are good enough to beat just about any team playing right now. San Fran at St.Louis
: I like 49ers in this one. Right now, who can’t beat the Rams? Jets and New England:
Do I love Brett Farve? Yes I do. Do I think they are good enough to beat the Patriots?? No I don’t, but I will pick the Jets to beat the Pats anyways. Detroit and Carolina
: Carolina, Carolina….. Eagles and Bengals:
I know the Eagles are going to win. The Bengals are all over the place and they suck. Chicago and Green Bay:
For some reason I have Chicago circled on my pick list. I have no idea why. But I must have had a reason that I can’t recall, so It’s the Bears. Indy and Houston: I am hoping that after their win over my Steelers, the
Colts are on their way. Beating Houston should be relatively easy. Miami and Oakland: Oh Chad, you are finally on a team that cares.
Miami! Tampa Bay and Minnesota:
These teams are pretty well matched. I am giving it to Tampa Bay as they are coming off a bye week, they should be nice and rested. Arizona and Seattle: After watching Kurt Warner last week and how he looked like he did when he won the Superbowl with the Rams, I am taking the
Cards. Steelers and San Diego
: Okay so bullshit aside, we all know who I’m picking. Dallas and Washington: So a guy I work with is a huge Dallas fan, and I ask him who will win. He tells me that when the Redskins and Cowboys play who ever has the most losing record wins. Having him tell me that, I pick the Cowboys. Let’s see if he’s right.
Cleveland and Buffalo:
I have to take Buffalo. We have all seen the Browns lead the first half and then not show up for the second half. Are we ready to believe that they can change? They need stamina and endurance training and it is a little too late in the year to begin that. I had another week where I picked 10 winners out of 14 games played. I would have had 11 winners if it wasn’t for the Arizona Cards winning at the last minute. As much as I hate to see my record not be as good as it can be, I love last minute seat-of-your-pants games.
Did anyone see the WVU game last week?? Oh My God! We were all cheering and down to the last 19 seconds I was saying, "We could win. There’s plenty of time!" Then we tied, and I was freaking going crazy. We only got the field goal and I knew it was over. WVU defense wasn’t holding the Bearcats all night. Why would they now? It was a great game, even though we lost. My friends and I are now beginning to plan our dinner parties for when the games come on because nothing beats football with good food and great friends.
Tennis
I heard that Venus Williams was playing the other day. If she won or not, I really don’t know. I read on the London Times that Andy Murray beat my Andy Roddick. I was not amused to say the least. The Australian Open starts in January. I am chomping at the bit for it to start.
Life
Let’s start with my car. I took it to Coal Mountain Auto in St. Albans, I told him it’s the water pump and he asks me if I want him to give me an estimate before he does anything and I say yes. When I take my car there, I tell them again that I would like an estimate before they do any work. So they call me a day later and tell me it’s my water pump and they want to charge me $701.00. Yeah that’s right, $701.00 for a fucking water pump! I say I can’t afford that, so no thank you, then he tells me I have to pay him $360.00 for labor to put my engine back together because they already tore half of it apart. I tell him, no one ever told him to tear up my engine and no one told me an estimate would cost anything and why are you tearing my engine apart when I told you it was a water pump? He tells me to come get my car in pieces and that he doesn’t do business with people like me. That is what he said. So I go and get my car, and I complain to the Better Business Bureau, and now they are investigating him.
My question to you, is what did he mean, " people like me?" Gay People? Mexican People? What People am I?
Now my fucking car is sitting in my driveway with I hope all the pieces to my engine in the trunk and no one to fix it. Coal Mountain Auto is fucked up! Never do business with them!
Besides that, I went bowling Friday and had a great time. We were quite drunk and making 80’s videos with our hair at the hand dryers in the lane. I dropped the ball and it went flying behind me, but my friend was there to pick it up and save the day. Needless to say, we ended up really drunk and at the Café in St. Albans. Let’s talk about a horrible place. There were two token black guys, and I say, "token" because they were clearly there because the white girls sleep with them because they think it’s taboo. The rest were what looked like underage guys and fucking ugly girls that have been passed around the bar a bit too much, if you know what I mean. Our stay there was not long at all. The draft beer sucked, and the music was awful. They played Whitney Houston and Michael Jackson in the twenty minutes that I was there. The whole time we were there we kept asking each other why did we left the bowling alley in the first place.
Saturday was football and a barbeque. That was some good food. I really outdid myself, not too mention that the drinks were flowing and were very tasty. Sunday was recovery day with football and visits to my Mom. It was slow, relaxing, and just the way I like it.
This weekend, we have a WVU game on Friday at my house, with dinner and drinks. Saturday, we are thinking about a repeat performance at the bowling alley, and Sunday is cleaning for my sister’s visit the following Wednesday. I haven’t decided if I should make Thanksgiving dinner for her family or not. She can decide when she gets here. I know my friends want dinner on Thanksgiving.
I am inviting people who read my column and are going to be alone to my thanksgiving on Thanksgiving Day. I only have seats for 4 more people, so if you are going to be alone and don’t want to celebrate the harvest by yourself, email me. We would love to have some company for football and great food. We know that sometimes families have a hard time accepting us for being gay. We know that during this time people need friends. That is why we decided to open our home and hearts to those of you that have no one right now. We are nice, friendly and caring. We will not judge you at all. I am sorry that I can only feed a few people. If we could have my way, we would feed anyone and everyone we could. We do not care if you are a male or a female, transgender, bi sexual, or anything else. During the holiday season we all need to feel welcomed and supported. We are offering our home and dinner to you. My email is faithflkris@aol.com
Joke of the Week
A newlywed couple just moved into their new house. One day the husband comes home from work and his wife says, "Honey, you know, in the upstairs bathroom, one of the pipes is leaking. Could you fix it?"
The husband just looked at his wife and said, "What do I look like, Mr.Plumber?" A few days went by, and he comes home from work and again his wife asks for a favor, "Honey, the car won't start, I think that it needs a new battery. Could you change it for me?"
"What do I look like, Mr.Goodwrench?" was her response. Another couple of weeks go by, and it's raining pretty hard. His wife then finds a leak in the roof. She pleads with him as he's walking through the door. "Honey, there's a leak on the roof! Can you please fix it?" He just looked at her and said "What do I look like, Bob Vila?" and sat down with a beer and watched a game on TV.
One weekend the husband woke up and it was raining pretty hard, but the leak on the roof was gone! Speaking of leaks, he also went to take a shower, and he found that the one pipe behind the sink wasn't leaking anymore either. His wife was coming home just then, and as she walked through the door, the husband asked, "Honey, how come there aren't any more leaks, and the car's running?"
She replied nonchalantly, "Oh, the other day I was picking up the mail, and I ran into one of our new neighbors, Jon. What a nice man. He came over and fixed everything."
"Wow, did he charge us anything?" asked the husband. "No, he just said that he'd do it for free if I either baked him a cake or had sex with him" she said.
"Cool. What kind of cake did you make?" asked the husband. "Cake? Who the hell do you think I look like, Betty Crocker?
Movie Rental Reviews
I am in the middle of my horror-a-thon. I have watched all the Saws and I can still remember what it was like watching the first one the first time. After it was over, I kept waking up in my sleep and screaming, "I love my life. I love my life!" I liked part two but part three was disappointing. I have part four on the way, and I am sure part five will bring it back. I hope so.
I watched The Things and it was actually good. At first, we were all drunk and talking shit about it, but at the end we really liked it. I give it 3 out of 5 stars. The special effects were totally 80’s and you could see that Kurt Russell had just done the Escape from New York movie because he was so still in the snake persona.
I watched One Missed Call and I love Ed Burns. I think he is a brilliant actor, writer and director. The whole time I was watching the movie I kept thinking to myself, why did he do this movie?? It was as bad as The Ring and you could tell it was a cheap rip off from that movie. 1.5 out of 5 stars from me.
I have not watched the other movies yet, so my Horror-A-thon continues.
Music
: I love Joss Stone with his deep sultry voice and he’s funky too. I have enjoyed Joss this week, and a little Tom Jones too! That man is cool!
So that is all for me this week. Again, my email is faithflkris@aol.com. If you have any ideas, comments, or opinions, please feel free to email me. Just make sure you put Lesbian Lair in the subject, because it will be deleted if you don’t.
HERE ARE SOME OF HER LYRICS
I only meant to love you
Didn't you know it babe
Didn't you know it
Why couldn't you be content
With the love I gave oh yeah
I gave you my heart
But you wanted my mind, oh yeah
Your love scares me to death, boy
Oh it's the chokin kind
That's all it is
You can kill a girl
With a bottle of poison or a knife
I know you can
I'll hurt her more to take her pride
And ruin her life
Oh it's a shame boy
Whatever it is boy
I surely hope you find, oh yeah
I tell you that hat don't fit my head
Oh, it's the chokin kind
It makes me wanna mmm mmm mmm mmm
When you fall in love again boy
Take a tip from me oh yeah
If you don't like the peach, walk on by the tree
That's what you better do, honey
Find what you want boy
Keep it, treat it, sweet and kind, oh yeah
Oh let it breathe, don't go making it the chokin kind
Oh no, don't break your heart baby
Oh no, I know you love me really I do, honey
I tell you your love scares me to death boy
It's the chokin kind
That's all it is
I got to say it again
It's that old chokin kind
So that is all for me this week. My email is faithflkris@aol.com. If you have any ideas, comments, or opinions, please feel free to email me. Just make sure you put Lesbian Lair in the subject, because it will be deleted if you don’t.
Football
Here are my picks for week 11 of the NFL
Denver at Atlanta:
Atlanta. I think that for as many years that Jake Plummer has been in the NFL, he hasn’t really learned much. New Orleans over Kansas City:
I pick the Saints. I like the Saints. I thought they would have a better record this year. I believe they will beat the Chiefs. Tennessee at Jacksonville:
Tennessee all the way. I don’t think they will be undefeated this year. I am not even sure they are going to make it passed the playoffs, but I am pretty sure the Jaguars will not beat them this week. Baltimore and Giants:
Giants. As unsure I am about the Titans, I am sure about the Giants. I think they can and will make it to the Superbowl, and are good enough to beat just about any team playing right now. San Fran at St.Louis
: I like 49ers in this one. Right now, who can’t beat the Rams? Jets and New England:
Do I love Brett Farve? Yes I do. Do I think they are good enough to beat the Patriots?? No I don’t, but I will pick the Jets to beat the Pats anyways. Detroit and Carolina
: Carolina, Carolina….. Eagles and Bengals:
I know the Eagles are going to win. The Bengals are all over the place and they suck. Chicago and Green Bay:
For some reason I have Chicago circled on my pick list. I have no idea why. But I must have had a reason that I can’t recall, so It’s the Bears. Indy and Houston: I am hoping that after their win over my Steelers, the
Colts are on their way. Beating Houston should be relatively easy. Miami and Oakland: Oh Chad, you are finally on a team that cares.
Miami! Tampa Bay and Minnesota:
These teams are pretty well matched. I am giving it to Tampa Bay as they are coming off a bye week, they should be nice and rested. Arizona and Seattle: After watching Kurt Warner last week and how he looked like he did when he won the Superbowl with the Rams, I am taking the
Cards. Steelers and San Diego
: Okay so bullshit aside, we all know who I’m picking. Dallas and Washington: So a guy I work with is a huge Dallas fan, and I ask him who will win. He tells me that when the Redskins and Cowboys play who ever has the most losing record wins. Having him tell me that, I pick the Cowboys. Let’s see if he’s right.
Cleveland and Buffalo:
I have to take Buffalo. We have all seen the Browns lead the first half and then not show up for the second half. Are we ready to believe that they can change? They need stamina and endurance training and it is a little too late in the year to begin that. I had another week where I picked 10 winners out of 14 games played. I would have had 11 winners if it wasn’t for the Arizona Cards winning at the last minute. As much as I hate to see my record not be as good as it can be, I love last minute seat-of-your-pants games.
Did anyone see the WVU game last week?? Oh My God! We were all cheering and down to the last 19 seconds I was saying, "We could win. There’s plenty of time!" Then we tied, and I was freaking going crazy. We only got the field goal and I knew it was over. WVU defense wasn’t holding the Bearcats all night. Why would they now? It was a great game, even though we lost. My friends and I are now beginning to plan our dinner parties for when the games come on because nothing beats football with good food and great friends.
Tennis
I heard that Venus Williams was playing the other day. If she won or not, I really don’t know. I read on the London Times that Andy Murray beat my Andy Roddick. I was not amused to say the least. The Australian Open starts in January. I am chomping at the bit for it to start.
Life
Let’s start with my car. I took it to Coal Mountain Auto in St. Albans, I told him it’s the water pump and he asks me if I want him to give me an estimate before he does anything and I say yes. When I take my car there, I tell them again that I would like an estimate before they do any work. So they call me a day later and tell me it’s my water pump and they want to charge me $701.00. Yeah that’s right, $701.00 for a fucking water pump! I say I can’t afford that, so no thank you, then he tells me I have to pay him $360.00 for labor to put my engine back together because they already tore half of it apart. I tell him, no one ever told him to tear up my engine and no one told me an estimate would cost anything and why are you tearing my engine apart when I told you it was a water pump? He tells me to come get my car in pieces and that he doesn’t do business with people like me. That is what he said. So I go and get my car, and I complain to the Better Business Bureau, and now they are investigating him.
My question to you, is what did he mean, " people like me?" Gay People? Mexican People? What People am I?
Now my fucking car is sitting in my driveway with I hope all the pieces to my engine in the trunk and no one to fix it. Coal Mountain Auto is fucked up! Never do business with them!
Besides that, I went bowling Friday and had a great time. We were quite drunk and making 80’s videos with our hair at the hand dryers in the lane. I dropped the ball and it went flying behind me, but my friend was there to pick it up and save the day. Needless to say, we ended up really drunk and at the Café in St. Albans. Let’s talk about a horrible place. There were two token black guys, and I say, "token" because they were clearly there because the white girls sleep with them because they think it’s taboo. The rest were what looked like underage guys and fucking ugly girls that have been passed around the bar a bit too much, if you know what I mean. Our stay there was not long at all. The draft beer sucked, and the music was awful. They played Whitney Houston and Michael Jackson in the twenty minutes that I was there. The whole time we were there we kept asking each other why did we left the bowling alley in the first place.
Saturday was football and a barbeque. That was some good food. I really outdid myself, not too mention that the drinks were flowing and were very tasty. Sunday was recovery day with football and visits to my Mom. It was slow, relaxing, and just the way I like it.
This weekend, we have a WVU game on Friday at my house, with dinner and drinks. Saturday, we are thinking about a repeat performance at the bowling alley, and Sunday is cleaning for my sister’s visit the following Wednesday. I haven’t decided if I should make Thanksgiving dinner for her family or not. She can decide when she gets here. I know my friends want dinner on Thanksgiving.
I am inviting people who read my column and are going to be alone to my thanksgiving on Thanksgiving Day. I only have seats for 4 more people, so if you are going to be alone and don’t want to celebrate the harvest by yourself, email me. We would love to have some company for football and great food. We know that sometimes families have a hard time accepting us for being gay. We know that during this time people need friends. That is why we decided to open our home and hearts to those of you that have no one right now. We are nice, friendly and caring. We will not judge you at all. I am sorry that I can only feed a few people. If we could have my way, we would feed anyone and everyone we could. We do not care if you are a male or a female, transgender, bi sexual, or anything else. During the holiday season we all need to feel welcomed and supported. We are offering our home and dinner to you. My email is faithflkris@aol.com
Joke of the Week
A newlywed couple just moved into their new house. One day the husband comes home from work and his wife says, "Honey, you know, in the upstairs bathroom, one of the pipes is leaking. Could you fix it?"
The husband just looked at his wife and said, "What do I look like, Mr.Plumber?" A few days went by, and he comes home from work and again his wife asks for a favor, "Honey, the car won't start, I think that it needs a new battery. Could you change it for me?"
"What do I look like, Mr.Goodwrench?" was her response. Another couple of weeks go by, and it's raining pretty hard. His wife then finds a leak in the roof. She pleads with him as he's walking through the door. "Honey, there's a leak on the roof! Can you please fix it?" He just looked at her and said "What do I look like, Bob Vila?" and sat down with a beer and watched a game on TV.
One weekend the husband woke up and it was raining pretty hard, but the leak on the roof was gone! Speaking of leaks, he also went to take a shower, and he found that the one pipe behind the sink wasn't leaking anymore either. His wife was coming home just then, and as she walked through the door, the husband asked, "Honey, how come there aren't any more leaks, and the car's running?"
She replied nonchalantly, "Oh, the other day I was picking up the mail, and I ran into one of our new neighbors, Jon. What a nice man. He came over and fixed everything."
"Wow, did he charge us anything?" asked the husband. "No, he just said that he'd do it for free if I either baked him a cake or had sex with him" she said.
"Cool. What kind of cake did you make?" asked the husband. "Cake? Who the hell do you think I look like, Betty Crocker?
Movie Rental Reviews
I am in the middle of my horror-a-thon. I have watched all the Saws and I can still remember what it was like watching the first one the first time. After it was over, I kept waking up in my sleep and screaming, "I love my life. I love my life!" I liked part two but part three was disappointing. I have part four on the way, and I am sure part five will bring it back. I hope so.
I watched The Things and it was actually good. At first, we were all drunk and talking shit about it, but at the end we really liked it. I give it 3 out of 5 stars. The special effects were totally 80’s and you could see that Kurt Russell had just done the Escape from New York movie because he was so still in the snake persona.
I watched One Missed Call and I love Ed Burns. I think he is a brilliant actor, writer and director. The whole time I was watching the movie I kept thinking to myself, why did he do this movie?? It was as bad as The Ring and you could tell it was a cheap rip off from that movie. 1.5 out of 5 stars from me.
I have not watched the other movies yet, so my Horror-A-thon continues.
Music
: I love Joss Stone with his deep sultry voice and he’s funky too. I have enjoyed Joss this week, and a little Tom Jones too! That man is cool!
So that is all for me this week. Again, my email is faithflkris@aol.com. If you have any ideas, comments, or opinions, please feel free to email me. Just make sure you put Lesbian Lair in the subject, because it will be deleted if you don’t.
HERE ARE SOME OF HER LYRICS
I only meant to love you
Didn't you know it babe
Didn't you know it
Why couldn't you be content
With the love I gave oh yeah
I gave you my heart
But you wanted my mind, oh yeah
Your love scares me to death, boy
Oh it's the chokin kind
That's all it is
You can kill a girl
With a bottle of poison or a knife
I know you can
I'll hurt her more to take her pride
And ruin her life
Oh it's a shame boy
Whatever it is boy
I surely hope you find, oh yeah
I tell you that hat don't fit my head
Oh, it's the chokin kind
It makes me wanna mmm mmm mmm mmm
When you fall in love again boy
Take a tip from me oh yeah
If you don't like the peach, walk on by the tree
That's what you better do, honey
Find what you want boy
Keep it, treat it, sweet and kind, oh yeah
Oh let it breathe, don't go making it the chokin kind
Oh no, don't break your heart baby
Oh no, I know you love me really I do, honey
I tell you your love scares me to death boy
It's the chokin kind
That's all it is
I got to say it again
It's that old chokin kind
So that is all for me this week. My email is faithflkris@aol.com. If you have any ideas, comments, or opinions, please feel free to email me. Just make sure you put Lesbian Lair in the subject, because it will be deleted if you don’t.
Football
Here are my picks for week 11 of the NFL
Denver at Atlanta:
Atlanta. I think that for as many years that Jake Plummer has been in the NFL, he hasn’t really learned much.New Orleans over Kansas City:
I pick the Saints. I like the Saints. I thought they would have a better record this year. I believe they will beat the Chiefs.Tennessee at Jacksonville:
Tennessee all the way. I don’t think they will be undefeated this year. I am not even sure they are going to make it passed the playoffs, but I am pretty sure the Jaguars will not beat them this week.Baltimore and Giants:
Giants. As unsure I am about the Titans, I am sure about the Giants. I think they can and will make it to the Superbowl, and are good enough to beat just about any team playing right now.San Fran at St.Louis
: I like 49ers in this one. Right now, who can’t beat the Rams?Jets and New England:
Do I love Brett Farve? Yes I do. Do I think they are good enough to beat the Patriots?? No I don’t, but I will pick the Jets to beat the Pats anyways.Detroit and Carolina
: Carolina, Carolina…..Eagles and Bengals:
I know the Eagles are going to win. The Bengals are all over the place and they suck.Chicago and Green Bay:
For some reason I have Chicago circled on my pick list. I have no idea why. But I must have had a reason that I can’t recall, so It’s the Bears.Indy and Houston: I am hoping that after their win over my Steelers, the
Colts are on their way. Beating Houston should be relatively easy.Miami and Oakland: Oh Chad, you are finally on a team that cares.
Miami!Tampa Bay and Minnesota:
These teams are pretty well matched. I am giving it to Tampa Bay as they are coming off a bye week, they should be nice and rested.Arizona and Seattle: After watching Kurt Warner last week and how he looked like he did when he won the Superbowl with the Rams, I am taking the
Cards.Steelers and San Diego
: Okay so bullshit aside, we all know who I’m picking.Dallas and Washington: So a guy I work with is a huge Dallas fan, and I ask him who will win. He tells me that when the Redskins and Cowboys play who ever has the most losing record wins. Having him tell me that, I pick the Cowboys. Let’s see if he’s right.
Cleveland and Buffalo:
I have to take Buffalo. We have all seen the Browns lead the first half and then not show up for the second half. Are we ready to believe that they can change? They need stamina and endurance training and it is a little too late in the year to begin that.I had another week where I picked 10 winners out of 14 games played. I would have had 11 winners if it wasn’t for the Arizona Cards winning at the last minute. As much as I hate to see my record not be as good as it can be, I love last minute seat-of-your-pants games.
Did anyone see the WVU game last week?? Oh My God! We were all cheering and down to the last 19 seconds I was saying, "We could win. There’s plenty of time!" Then we tied, and I was freaking going crazy. We only got the field goal and I knew it was over. WVU defense wasn’t holding the Bearcats all night. Why would they now? It was a great game, even though we lost. My friends and I are now beginning to plan our dinner parties for when the games come on because nothing beats football with good food and great friends.
Tennis
I heard that Venus Williams was playing the other day. If she won or not, I really don’t know. I read on the London Times that Andy Murray beat my Andy Roddick. I was not amused to say the least. The Australian Open starts in January. I am chomping at the bit for it to start.
Life
Let’s start with my car. I took it to Coal Mountain Auto in St. Albans, I told him it’s the water pump and he asks me if I want him to give me an estimate before he does anything and I say yes. When I take my car there, I tell them again that I would like an estimate before they do any work. So they call me a day later and tell me it’s my water pump and they want to charge me $701.00. Yeah that’s right, $701.00 for a fucking water pump! I say I can’t afford that, so no thank you, then he tells me I have to pay him $360.00 for labor to put my engine back together because they already tore half of it apart. I tell him, no one ever told him to tear up my engine and no one told me an estimate would cost anything and why are you tearing my engine apart when I told you it was a water pump? He tells me to come get my car in pieces and that he doesn’t do business with people like me. That is what he said. So I go and get my car, and I complain to the Better Business Bureau, and now they are investigating him.
My question to you, is what did he mean, " people like me?" Gay People? Mexican People? What People am I?
Now my fucking car is sitting in my driveway with I hope all the pieces to my engine in the trunk and no one to fix it. Coal Mountain Auto is fucked up! Never do business with them!
Besides that, I went bowling Friday and had a great time. We were quite drunk and making 80’s videos with our hair at the hand dryers in the lane. I dropped the ball and it went flying behind me, but my friend was there to pick it up and save the day. Needless to say, we ended up really drunk and at the Café in St. Albans. Let’s talk about a horrible place. There were two token black guys, and I say, "token" because they were clearly there because the white girls sleep with them because they think it’s taboo. The rest were what looked like underage guys and fucking ugly girls that have been passed around the bar a bit too much, if you know what I mean. Our stay there was not long at all. The draft beer sucked, and the music was awful. They played Whitney Houston and Michael Jackson in the twenty minutes that I was there. The whole time we were there we kept asking each other why did we left the bowling alley in the first place.
Saturday was football and a barbeque. That was some good food. I really outdid myself, not too mention that the drinks were flowing and were very tasty. Sunday was recovery day with football and visits to my Mom. It was slow, relaxing, and just the way I like it.
This weekend, we have a WVU game on Friday at my house, with dinner and drinks. Saturday, we are thinking about a repeat performance at the bowling alley, and Sunday is cleaning for my sister’s visit the following Wednesday. I haven’t decided if I should make Thanksgiving dinner for her family or not. She can decide when she gets here. I know my friends want dinner on Thanksgiving.
I am inviting people who read my column and are going to be alone to my thanksgiving on Thanksgiving Day. I only have seats for 4 more people, so if you are going to be alone and don’t want to celebrate the harvest by yourself, email me. We would love to have some company for football and great food. We know that sometimes families have a hard time accepting us for being gay. We know that during this time people need friends. That is why we decided to open our home and hearts to those of you that have no one right now. We are nice, friendly and caring. We will not judge you at all. I am sorry that I can only feed a few people. If we could have my way, we would feed anyone and everyone we could. We do not care if you are a male or a female, transgender, bi sexual, or anything else. During the holiday season we all need to feel welcomed and supported. We are offering our home and dinner to you. My email is faithflkris@aol.com
Joke of the Week
A newlywed couple just moved into their new house. One day the husband comes home from work and his wife says, "Honey, you know, in the upstairs bathroom, one of the pipes is leaking. Could you fix it?"
The husband just looked at his wife and said, "What do I look like, Mr.Plumber?" A few days went by, and he comes home from work and again his wife asks for a favor, "Honey, the car won't start, I think that it needs a new battery. Could you change it for me?"
"What do I look like, Mr.Goodwrench?" was her response. Another couple of weeks go by, and it's raining pretty hard. His wife then finds a leak in the roof. She pleads with him as he's walking through the door. "Honey, there's a leak on the roof! Can you please fix it?" He just looked at her and said "What do I look like, Bob Vila?" and sat down with a beer and watched a game on TV.
One weekend the husband woke up and it was raining pretty hard, but the leak on the roof was gone! Speaking of leaks, he also went to take a shower, and he found that the one pipe behind the sink wasn't leaking anymore either. His wife was coming home just then, and as she walked through the door, the husband asked, "Honey, how come there aren't any more leaks, and the car's running?"
She replied nonchalantly, "Oh, the other day I was picking up the mail, and I ran into one of our new neighbors, Jon. What a nice man. He came over and fixed everything."
"Wow, did he charge us anything?" asked the husband. "No, he just said that he'd do it for free if I either baked him a cake or had sex with him" she said.
"Cool. What kind of cake did you make?" asked the husband. "Cake? Who the hell do you think I look like, Betty Crocker?
Movie Rental Reviews
I am in the middle of my horror-a-thon. I have watched all the Saws and I can still remember what it was like watching the first one the first time. After it was over, I kept waking up in my sleep and screaming, "I love my life. I love my life!" I liked part two but part three was disappointing. I have part four on the way, and I am sure part five will bring it back. I hope so.
I watched The Things and it was actually good. At first, we were all drunk and talking shit about it, but at the end we really liked it. I give it 3 out of 5 stars. The special effects were totally 80’s and you could see that Kurt Russell had just done the Escape from New York movie because he was so still in the snake persona.
I watched One Missed Call and I love Ed Burns. I think he is a brilliant actor, writer and director. The whole time I was watching the movie I kept thinking to myself, why did he do this movie?? It was as bad as The Ring and you could tell it was a cheap rip off from that movie. 1.5 out of 5 stars from me.
I have not watched the other movies yet, so my Horror-A-thon continues.
Music
:I love Joss Stone with his deep sultry voice and he’s funky too. I have enjoyed Joss this week, and a little Tom Jones too! That man is cool!
So that is all for me this week. Again, my email is faithflkris@aol.com. If you have any ideas, comments, or opinions, please feel free to email me. Just make sure you put Lesbian Lair in the subject, because it will be deleted if you don’t.
HERE ARE SOME OF HER LYRICS
I only meant to love you
Didn't you know it babe
Didn't you know it
Why couldn't you be content
With the love I gave oh yeah
I gave you my heart
But you wanted my mind, oh yeah
Your love scares me to death, boy
Oh it's the chokin kind
That's all it is
You can kill a girl
With a bottle of poison or a knife
I know you can
I'll hurt her more to take her pride
And ruin her life
Oh it's a shame boy
Whatever it is boy
I surely hope you find, oh yeah
I tell you that hat don't fit my head
Oh, it's the chokin kind
It makes me wanna mmm mmm mmm mmm
When you fall in love again boy
Take a tip from me oh yeah
If you don't like the peach, walk on by the tree
That's what you better do, honey
Find what you want boy
Keep it, treat it, sweet and kind, oh yeah
Oh let it breathe, don't go making it the chokin kind
Oh no, don't break your heart baby
Oh no, I know you love me really I do, honey
I tell you your love scares me to death boy
It's the chokin kind
That's all it is
I got to say it again
It's that old chokin kind